The DRP Manifesto : 30 years of BS, and more!



The DRP manifesto, was unveiled by our incumbent dictator, with 6 apparent promises. Our dictator, with the so called new constitution, becomes an illusionist. It is quite difficult for him to ban more than 2 people gathering, unlike old times and hence has resorted to mystifying the public with the illusion called 'Gada 5 aharu' (Strong 5 years) which never came in the past 30 years. The illusion is that:

The 'Center for Quran' will be integrated into the University (Which one? The imaginary illusion of a University?), and will be upgraded to a world class Religion Research Center. Since only Maumoon studied religion in 'Arabic' only he has the full understanding of it, and apparently all other scholars did some mischeif in Pakistan and India, studying in Urdu and other degraded languages (as per the Gayoom Scale of Languages). Hence it is important to research religion, in 'dhivehi' since Arabic is not a taught language officially here. Ah, did he just contradict himself? So he is going to start religious research even before teaching Arabic? I think the poor guy is really demented, and his staff (and DRP) are too dumb to notice it.

The University which could not be established in the past 30 years, will be established, with a snap of his mighty fingers. Just like that! Out of thin air! And it will also give 6,000 scholarships in 5 year! That is 1200 scholarships per year? How many students can they take in even if they establish a University at once? And they wanna educate 6,000 Scholars in 5 years? That too on Scholarship? And he says, he has the only 'possible and realistic' manifesto?

500 teachers would be trained per year. So? What about their salaries? And why not in the past? 'Vocational and Technical College', We did have VTC (Vocational Training Centre) which is upgraded to a college status right now, with a different name, MITE (Maldives Institute for Technical Education)! So he's gonna change their name again? What a load of BS.

For 30 years, we haven't had proper Medical facilities. We are having expensive, low level facilities. Today he wants to put in 'Kidney' and 'Heart' specialist centers in 3 regions, one specializing more in cancer. Ha ha! So it seems, people have a Kidney and heart only. In those regions, you could still die of Liver disease or a simple dengue fever. And he did not mention the cost and pricing of services provided, did he? It seems, its gonna be free. How? Clever. Today IGMH claims, they are subsidizing all services at 80%. Meaning if you pay for an X-ray for 100, 80 is paid by the Government and we are only paying the 20. So why didn't we get the total 100 free, for the past 30 years? Does he expect us to believe this bull shit!

It seems the solution to the Drug abuse crisis, is implementing a up to date, technologically advance system to screen for drugs, at all ports (why not in the past?). And 500 capacity rehabs? Excuse us please.

Airport, and Internal routes network? Ha ha! Ha Ha! Ha ha ha!

Ha Ha Ha!

I feel sorry for DRP members, and Maumoon lovers. What an embarrassment to humanity itself!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Only the people who benefit from Golhaabo will believe the crap he is saying.... Manifesto my arse! Where were the pledges he made before...
DO NOT VOTE FOR GOLHAA IF U LOVE YOUR COUNTRY!
Anonymous said…
dear blogger, it is NOT Ahmed Nasheed. It is Mohamed Nasheed. please correct your list of the prospective presidents.
Anonymous said…
Nothing new in Golhaas' manifesto. The old promises which has left the people behind 30 years. Who will believe him that he can implement these lies within 5 years.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. WE ARE NOT HYPOCRITES. WE HAVE LOST FAITH IN YOU AND WE NEED QASIM TO DEVELOP OUR COUNTRY AS HE IS THE MAN WHO CAN FULFILL OUR NEEDS.
VOTE FOR QASIM NO TO GOLHAA
Anonymous said…
It's not mr. Hassan Saeed. It's Dr. Hassan Saeed.
Anonymous said…
According to Dr.Hassan the reason why the political arena has so heated up is because Maumoon and his DRP ran to all the islands without a manifesto and therefore Maumoon had to talk about other lower things because he could not make any new promises to the people, because of the excess baggage of the past which were too much for Maumoon to handle in front of a people who were sick and tired of his false promises during the last 3 decades.
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Anonymous said…
Golhaabo is going to link Hulumale’ and Male’ not Male’ and Hulule! I think dictator is going mad! Golhaa is going to connect all the islands next 5 years through bridge! Dictator is getting crazy! If dictator says “allaahuge vaagifulhaaiekugai iraadhakurehvihyya aa usminthakah kuriahoh 5 aharuge thereygai miraahje gengosdheyne” he will say that but will never work for his promises. This means he is misleading his own people! Dictator is made for power!
Anonymous said…
After seeing Maumoon in the Siyaasath program i really felt pity for the old guy because there was no meaning whatsoever in anything that he talked about in the show. ALL 100 PERCENT LIES IN SIMPLY NOT TRUE STYLE!

One thing which he mentioned was that during the Maafushi prison shooting, why he initially said that they shot into air, was that because he got incorrect information, and there was no way he could verify as this incident happened during the DARK AGES, when there were no telephones or mobile telecommunication in Maldives!!!! But i though this happened only about 4 years back!

WHAT A BIG FAT LIAR!!

AND HE HAS NEVER GIVEN ANY POST TO ANY FAMILY MEMBER UNDULY!!

AND HE COULD NOT TELL IF HIS SONS IN LAWS WERE INVOLVED IN ANY RESORT BUSINESS!

AND THAT HE REINSTATED HIS BROTHER IN LAW MR.ILYAS AS A MINITER BECAUSE THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE AGAINST HIM, WHILE MAUMOON WAS THE PROSECUTOR AND THE JUDGE DURING THAT TIME! WHAT A FUNNY COINCIDENCE!

HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN THE REASON WHY HE DID NOT PROPOSE ANY REFORM AGENDA EARLIER IN HIS CAPACITY AS PRESIDENT WAS BECAUSE HE DID NOT THINK WE MALDIVIANS WERE EVER READY FOR IT BEFORE 2004!!

GOOD THING THAT HE CHANGED HIS MIND WHEN HE SAW THAT HE WAS ABOUT TO BE GIVEN TO 'HAVARU' IN 2004.

SO THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO SHOW THAT WE ARE READY FOR EVERYTHING BY FORCE OR WHEN WE CREATE HAVOC FOR HIM??
Anonymous said…
Dhevana Faharah dheenun beruvaa kahala Vaahakaeh Golhaa bunefi. Eee Quruan akee hujathenoone dhen hujathakee kobaa? quruaanah fahu sunnah annanee! dhen hujathakee golhaa bunaa bas thoche!!
Anonymous said…
Right. he is not building more schools and training centers.

He keeps changing the name boards of the existing facilities.
Anonymous said…
i have just seen qasim's running mate's speech. what kind of man was he...not at all fit for the vice president. He even cant speak in public. just read what was written on the paper and when ever he tried to say some thing from his own he gets stuck and speakes rubish...just lost hope fpor even jumuhoori party... now its only hassan and shaheed who can do anything to remove golha. hassan and shaheed are the best two to lead the country. hassan is a good, capable and sincere leader with shaheed on his side who has a very good relation with foreign countries, is the best choice. i will with hassan and shaheed.
Anonymous said…
feli feli thiben jeheynee maumoon is the great
- LORD AFRAASHEEM-
Anonymous said…
At Siyaasath program Golhaa said that when ever he promises something to the people he always say 'iraadhakurevviyya' so he seems to think that even if he is not able to fulfill his promise it is OK, what kind of a thinking is this and this time also he is making so many promises and I think he is also saying 'iraadhakurevviyya' so I just wonder if there is any chance of any of this ever happening even if he is elected.
Anonymous said…
What a pathetic lair. tonight also Golhaabo was telling big lies on national TV.

Go to hell Golhaabo